Patrick A. Carrell

RT @fireland: I think we all remember the first time a girl made us listen to all of Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness before not m …

What does God need with a starship?

I don’t know. I’m on my way.

Immaculate perception.

Actually, I’d say I’m joining in pretty well. // RT @huonguyen: Hey @pacarrell ! You’re missing out. http://twitpic.com/5npo6b

Nothing like a new haircut to make you one of those people who does a double-take in every reflective surface. Thanks Cory. @onyxhairstudio

Now that you’re sitting comfortably, I have something to tell you. Get up, you’re crushing my lap.

Today was made for a viewing of “Escape from New York”.

“You call that a tenticle? It’s more like a nineticle.”

Quick shout-out to @Aviary for coming through in a last minute pinch. Not having my regular magic image box got a little less lousy. #fb